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Headlines, purported to be real!
By Paul | July 2, 2010
Some pretty big laughs come from these headlines journalists have supposedly written, under deadline:
- British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
- Dr. Ruth to Talk about Sex with Newspaper Editors
- Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
- Stud Tires Out
- Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
- Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
- Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
- Miners Refuse to Work after Death
- Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
- Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
- Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984
- Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
- Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
- Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
- Dealers will Hear Car Talk at Noon
- Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder
- NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach
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