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Monday, May 11th, 2009Copyright Ann Schrader, The Denver Post May 10, 2009 Captain Kirk seems to be beaming down in more than the new “Star Trek” movie that opened this weekend. Southwest Airlines counts three pilots named captain Kirk — Scott, Steve and David. There’s laughter in the passenger cabin when Captain Kirk announces his presence on the [...]
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Sunday, May 10th, 2009A policewoman pulls over a drunk driver and asks him to step out of the car. She then says anything you say can and will be held against you. The driver replies, Breasts
INTERNET-AGE WRITING SYLLABUS AND COURSE OVERVIEW.
Monday, April 20th, 2009INTERNET-AGE WRITING SYLLABUS AND COURSE OVERVIEW. BY ROBERT LANHAM – – – - ENG 371WR: Writing for Nonreaders in the Postprint Era M-W-F: 11:00 a.m.–12:15 p.m. Instructor: Robert Lanham Course Description As print takes its place alongside smoke signals, cuneiform, and hollering, there has emerged a new literary age, one in which writers no longer [...]
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Saturday, April 4th, 2009I am responsible for first level IT support where I work but folks can also send a ticket to our it support team, which is an external company. So the IT guys call me and say, can you go talk to one of your staff, a younger chap who has told them he needs email [...]
From an article, “15 companies in danger of going bankrupt”
Thursday, March 12th, 2009Krispy Kreme. (KKD; about 4,000 employees; stock down 50%). The donuts might be good, but Krispy Kreme overestimated Americans’ appetite – and that’s saying something. This chain overexpanded during the donut heyday of the 1990s – taking on a lot of debt – and now requires high volumes to meet expenses and interest payments. The [...]
AUNT JENN (USMC)
Thursday, February 26th, 2009The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But [...]
‘Out, damn’d spot!’ say U.K. city councils
Monday, February 23rd, 2009‘Out, damn’d spot!’ say U.K. city councils By Denise C. Baron Apostrophe abolishers have their say—and their way—in the U.K Here’s a novel solution to your niggling punctuation dilemmas: When in doubt, throw it out. That’s the fate of the humble apostrophe in Birmingham, U.K. It seems the little symbol’s proper usage was too much [...]
Our President Elect is Irish!!!!
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008THE PARROT…… Oh My!!!!!
Thursday, November 13th, 2008Received from a friend in Dallas. A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot really had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft [...]