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Headlines, purported to be real!

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Some pretty big laughs come from these headlines journalists have supposedly written,  under deadline: British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Dr. Ruth to Talk about Sex with Newspaper Editors Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Stud Tires Out Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 […]

“Facebook tops in online evidence in Divorce Cases

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

The inability of some folks to understand that what they do in social media realms, is breathtaking. One more time folks, if you put “it” online, whether in an email, IM, web page, discussion board, or any other elctronic dissemination, by the very structure of the Internet, “it” lives forever and is, in effect, public […]

Red Sox Hat, Yankees T-shirt

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

America is the greatest nation in the world. Name the metric and I will argue we own it. We still manufacture more than any other country. Who pays for tragedies, such as what we just saw in Haiti, some ass in this world gets uppity and starts trouble and who dispatches a carrier battle group […]

National Anthem

Thursday, March 25th, 2010

The United States National Anthem  This link is to a .wmv file of the National Anthem being performed at one of the Spurs Games by the Cactus Cuties, ages 9 to 14. It speaks for itself.

Me and John Wayne

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

In Ohio the licensing laws require student drivers to have a certain number of hours before a student can test for his license. My Grandmother Esther lived in Ravenswood West Virginia and I lived in Cleveland Ohio with my wife and kids. Timothy, my youngest son, had his learners permit and I decided that some […]

Tough lesson

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Copyright someone not me A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will […]

Grandmother Esther Raises the Stakes

Monday, October 12th, 2009

My Grandmother Esther was a neat elderly lady, well, not always elderly, I am sure at some point in her life she was young, but this story takes place after elderly became an accurate adjective. Life has a way of getting in the way of all the things we want to do and so I […]

The Marines can answer anything!

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 […]

WOW, glad I had boys!

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Party Purifier

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